So…I have been thinking.
I know.
That could be dangerous.
But I have been.
Sometimes it has been while waiting in the carpool lane.
(The carpool lanes I should say. At three different schools. But that is another post. For another time. Be jealous.)
Other times I have awakened in the middle of the night.
Thinking.
And in the midst of all this cerebral activity I have come up with a solution to one of my many problems.
No… not split ends.
Or teeth whitening.
You see, I suffer from indecisiveness.
Simply put: I can’t make a decision.
Without worrying.
And fretting.
And chewing the inside of my cheek.
So in all my thinking…
I have come to the conclusion….
that what I really need is to hire a decision maker.
I am not looking for someone to decide the big stuff.
I can do that.
Want more babies?
No.
Want to make more money?
Yes.
I am looking for someone to make small daily decisions on my behalf.
Like what should I eat for breakfast?
Or should I eat at all?
What should I wear?
Should I work today or try to catch up on my homework?
What color should I paint the bathroom?
Should I cook or call for take-out?
Pepsi or Coke?
Paper or Plastic?
You see where I am going with this.
So, send me your resumes.
Only serious decision makers need apply.
No flip floppers wanted.
That is all.
