Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dear Mr. Gas Meter Reader

Dear Mr. Gas Meter Reader,

I would like to send you my deepest apologies for the image that I feel certain will forever be etched in your memory. As you rounded the corner of my house this morning, I am sure that you were not expecting to see me. And by me, I mean ALL of me. Perhaps you got a little too close to my window. I don't usually make it a habit of parading around my home nekkid. Most of the time I can be found completely covered. But today, my dear reader of my meter, was not your lucky day. I had just showered and realized I forgot my towels. The linen closet is just outside my bedroom. I tiptoed to the closet. I reached for the towels. And. there. you. were. It was definitely a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I am quite certain that you were not prepared to see that much white, dimply flesh. I pray you did not eat breakfast this morning. Oh, how I pray. And I hope this will not cause you to have aversions to cheese that is cottage. (Though I feel sure that it will) I hope your corneas will heal soon and you will not intentionally overcharge me this month.

The nekkid chick in the window,
Me

18 comments:

Midwest Mommy said...

Oh no! lol. Thursdays are the days they cut our lawns in our townhome community. I have on more than one occasion forgotten that this happens and dive for cover, lol. Thankfully my bedroom is upstairs.
You made me giggle.

Chelle said...

Poor Wendi!! I've always been afraid of that happening...and I do the tiptoe thing, too.

I wonder why we tiptoe around when we're in the nude?! Haha!

duchess said...

OMGosh - how funny is that?!!
You make me laugh every time I visit. I've so missed your open letters & this one does not disappoint.
I'll add a robe to the Christmas list beside your name.;)

Christie said...

Welcome to the "exposing yourself to a stranger accidentally" club. It's fabulous and I nominate you as the new CEO. Well done.

Kristen said...

Oh no way!!! That is hysterical!!!

Hoping you recover as well. I am sure that you heart was beating out of your chest! :)

Thanks for a great chuckle this windy afternoon!!

Jen said...

Who knows...maybe you will get a huge discount for giving the guy a free show. I'm sure you made his morning.

C and C Mommy said...

OMG...this made me laugh. Too funny!!

Dawn said...

Crack me up! You poor thing!

QueenAnderson said...

Oh my gosh Wendi!! too funny and I think he'll somehow be okay!
Thanks for the laugh for my wednesday :P

stephanie howard said...

No way!!! I am ROTFLMBO! Seriously I am laughing so hard I am crying! I hope you do not know this man, how em-barr-ass-ing!

Karen @Snakes-Snails-Puppydogtails said...

THAT IS SO FUNNY! I'm laughing so hard. Maybe he'll change his route and you won't ever see him again!

John and Linda said...

Hilarious! You made my day!

Elaine A. said...

Are you kidding? I'm sure you gave him the thrill of his life! I mean how many men get to see a pretty "nekkid" lady during there boring 'meter reading' day! Lucky guy...
; )

Katie said...

You better watch out, Wendi, he might start showing up to read your meter more often ;)

Hailey said...

haha! so funny!
you trip me out.

Heather said...

HILARIOUS! =)

LazyCrazyMama said...

LOL!! Hilarious!!

Ashley said...

you know he loved it!!!!~