Friday, September 10, 2010

Decision Time

 

So…I have been thinking.

I know.

That could be dangerous.

But I have been.

Sometimes it has been while waiting in the carpool lane.

(The carpool lanes I should say. At three different schools. But that is another post. For another time. Be jealous.)

Other times I have awakened in the middle of the night.

Thinking.

And in the midst of all this cerebral activity I have come up with a solution to one of my many problems.

No… not split ends.

Or teeth whitening.

You see, I suffer from indecisiveness.

Simply put: I can’t make a decision.

Without worrying.

And fretting.

And chewing the inside of my cheek.

So in all my thinking…

I have come to the conclusion….

that what I really need is to hire a decision maker.

I am not looking for someone to decide the big stuff.

I can do that.

Want more babies?

No.

Want to make more money?

Yes.

I am looking for someone to make small daily decisions on my behalf.

Like what should I eat for breakfast?

Or should I eat at all?

What should I wear?

Should I work today or try to catch up on my homework?

What color should I paint the bathroom?

Should I cook or call for take-out?

Pepsi or Coke?

Paper or Plastic?

You see where I am going with this.

So, send me your resumes.

Only serious decision makers need apply.

No flip floppers wanted.

That is all.

12 comments:

duchess said...

I've decided you need to post more often! We miss you.
Any further decisions I make will have to be based on more information.
Hope y'all are doing well - enjoy your weekend.

Katie said...

I am NOT your girl. I am also the queen of indecisiveness. I have missed your blogs, my friend!

Elaine A. said...

I tend to be a waffler myself.

But if this helps my chances....

neither Pepsi OR Coke.

(you know me...) ;P

P.S. HOW THE HECK ARE YA???

Grammy Staffy said...

I am applying for the job. My family says that I am always in teacher mode telling everyone what to do....so see I am a natural telling other people what to do. The only one I have trouble telling what to do is me.
Oh well, you can't be perfect!
Welcome back. I have missed you...a lot!!!
Drop by my blog when you can. I started to say when you get your homework done but that would be too long for me to wait. I have great news to share with you.
Let me know if I get your job. Hugs, Lura

Krystyn said...

Making decisions are totally overrated.

Laural Out Loud said...

I have found that my six year old daughter is quite adept at keeping me in line, if I let her, lol. Perhaps one of your bossier kids could take on the job?

izzy said...

Haha we are still waiting for your post about the carpool lanes! =D

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