AND THE WINNER IS...ME!!!

You will not believe my luck!

I received not one, but two letters in my inbox today from European lotteries.

How did this happen?

I don't remember playing any European lotto.

I haven't even been to Europe in the last 20 years.

But they found ME!

I am the winner.

A big one at that.

The first letter says that I have won 1,000000.00 GBP, pound sterling.

I have no idea what a 1, followed by 6 zero's is.

They only used one comma.

But hey, that is a lot of zero's...it must be a lot of money.

I also have no idea what GBP, pound sterling is either.

It could mean Great Britain Pounds.

That would be great.

It could also be Ground Black Pepper.

Um...not. so . great.

It has the name of the Barrister on it.

That makes it official.

I am going to think positive.

Here is the first letter.

What do you think?


Dear Winner,
You won the sum of £1,000000.00 GBP, Pounds sterling from the ballot lottery international program, Promotion; you are here by advised to get back to us,to claim your prize. Contact our claims agent for validation:

Barrister Kel Moye.
Email:kelmoyeclaims@live.com
Tel :+( 44) 70457 09556

1. Full name:
2. Home Address:
3. Age:
4. Sex:
5. Phone Number:
6. Country of Residence:
7. Occupation:

Mrs. Susan Thompson.


I like how Mrs. Thompson signed her name and put a period after it.

Nice touch.

The second letter I received was from the Europe Awards.

This letter was equally exciting.

I am already planning what I am going to buy with all my winnings.

This was a satellite software email lottery.

I use email a lot.

It was only a matter of time before they found me.

Find me they did.

I won ONE MILLION EURO.

They used all CAPS.

That means they are serious.

This letter was even signed by the President.

Very official.

Read on.


EUROPE AWARDS.

Dear Winner,
This is to inform you of the release of the Europe Awards.
You have just won yourself the sum of (ONE MILLION EURO)in the satellite software email lottery conducted by Europe Awards, In which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by software powered by the Internet.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system draw from Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000.00 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
You have just won yourself the sum of ONE MILLION EURO in the satellite software email lottery.
CONTACT NAME:JOHN RYCE
CITY/ COUNTRY: LONDON,
EMAIL:jryceeurosdrawing@live.com
TELEPHONE:+4470 3194 2847
+4470 1112 1986
BATCH NO: LEUL/27189098000/234567/7654
REF. NO: LEUL/12298998999/654321//7654
NB: PLEASE SEE THAT YOU QUOTE YOUR REF AND BATCH NUMBERS IN YOUR Correspondence TO YOUR CLAIMS AGENT.

President.
Mr Hiroshema Nikon


I have just emailed Barrister Kel Moye and President Hiroshema Nikon.

I have let them know of my excitement.

I gave them all the information they needed.

Like mailing address, phone number, sex, and occupation.

I also included ALL other pertinent information like my social security number, my banks routing number, my checking and savings account numbers, my blood type and a copy of my will.

The little security symbol was on the screen, so I am sure I had a safe connection.

You have to be careful who you give all this information to.

I am sure Barrister Moye and President Nikon are trustworthy individuals.

You just don't get titles like that for nothing.

I gave them my children's social security numbers too.

I wanted some of the money to be put in their names so they will be well taken care of.

A mama has to look after her babies.

I must go now.

I have an appointment with a Realtor.

She found me a fabulous Oceanfront lot in Arizona.

I want to be the first to bid on it.