Not Me! Monday

Here we are once again at the beginning of a new week.

It is time to share with you all the things I did NOT do.

That's right...it is time for Not me! Monday.

I did not spend the majority of my week preparing for the weekend.

I did not clean, organize, shop and cook so my family would survive my absence.

I did not spend the other part of my week at a basketball court.

I do not enjoy watching Chase play basketball.

Nope, not me!

I did not leave on Friday for a girls weekend at the beach.

I would never do that.

My parents are not the best in the world for keeping the kids.

The weather was not perfect.

I did not scrapbook, rest, eat, talk, laugh, or walk on the beach this weekend.

Did I mention eat?

I did not almost wet my pants fifty different times from laughing.

I did not get teased and picked on for my blogging and twittering addictions.

I never threatened to "blog about that" or "tweet about that".

Nope, not once.

I did not need this weekend for my sanity.

It did not help.

I am not thrilled to be home and I do not feel like a new woman.

What about you?

What haven't you done this week?

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