Monday, July 13, 2009

Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog and see what she and every one else have NOT been doing this week.





I did not just spend another long weekend Internetless.

That would be ridiculous.

And unacceptable.

I did not tell Suddenlink that a divorce was imminent.

I certainly did not offer them one of my kidneys final chance to make our relationship work.

They did not send someone over to find that my cable modem needed to be replaced.

I did not utter the words, " Are you freakin' kidding me? The modem?"

Because I had never asked if that could be the problem.

Ever.

And definitely not five times.

I am not over-my-keyboard happy that when I click on the Internet...well...I actually get on the Internet.

What a concept!

My husband did not bring home a label maker from work.

He did not need it for a work related project.

I did not squeal with delight when I saw it.

Nope, not I.

Because labels do nothing for me.

I don't get all kinds of worked up over labels and color coding and alphabetizing.

And I would never get so into the making of said labels that I wouldn't notice Cole sleep walking down the hall.

And if Cole happened to sleep walk, which he clearly did not, he most certainly would not have peed a little on his freshly laundered sheets.

And no pee pee would have dribbled on the hard wood floor.

Not in his bedroom.

Or the hall way.

Or the family room.

Or the kitchen.

And he definitely would not have sleep walked his way into the half bath only to
stand in front of the toilet, eyes closed, pants up and pee all over the closed seat.

Thank goodness that DID NOT happen because that would have been quite the mess.

And I was tired and did not have hours to spend washing sheets and pajamas and scrubbing floors.

What about you?

What haven't you done this week?

Join me at MckMama's Place where you can 'fess up!

9 comments:

Booklover1212 said...

Hopping over from MckMama's NMM post. It's my first visit to your blog. And oh gosh -- sleep-peeing? That's too much! Sorry about the messy clean up though! LOL!

~ Jennifer
http://thetoyboxyears.blogspot.com/

duchess said...

I most certainly am NOT laughing at that visual that you gave us. You are too funny.

Speaking of label makers...I've had mine for a couple of months now & haven't even opened the thing. Care to come help me figure out what to label & why?

QueenAnderson said...

wow what a week you didn't have :P

Stephanie said...

I love labels too :) Something about organization I think really gets to me.

And oh no about Cole! Yikes!

Elaine A. said...

I did NOT eat my pre-pregnancy weight in chocolate covered raisins!

The pee thing is funny. There's a story in my family that one of my brothers did that but peed directly on the clothes washer. He thought he was in the bathroom...

Hailey said...

I did not laugh at this post!
You are not funny!

Krystyn said...

Our modem did the same stupid thing. Uggh..so frustrating.

And, I have a label maker..it was fun for a bit...now I'm sort of over it!

Susan said...

I do not like label makers, nope not me.
And, I cannot imagine filling my house with labels of all sorts and completely using up the tape so that my husband would be left with nothing for his project.
I also did not have to clean up a sleep peeing mess at 3 am the night before we left on vacation and it most certainly was not on carpet instead of hard wood.

Rach (Mommy Learns to Blog) said...

I do NOT adore your not-me Mondays. Nor do I find them hilarious and so "you".

Yay for having your Internet back!