I did not just spend another long weekend Internetless.
That would be ridiculous.
I did not tell Suddenlink that a divorce was imminent.
I certainly did not offer them one
They did not send someone over to find that my cable modem needed to be replaced.
I did not utter the words, " Are you freakin' kidding me? The modem?"
Because I had never asked if that could be the problem.
And definitely not five times.
I am not over-my-keyboard happy that when I click on the Internet...well...I actually get on the Internet.
What a concept!
My husband did not bring home a label maker from work.
He did not need it for a work related project.
I did not squeal with delight when I saw it.
Nope, not I.
Because labels do nothing for me.
I don't get all kinds of worked up over labels and color coding and alphabetizing.
And I would never get so into the making of said labels that I wouldn't notice Cole sleep walking down the hall.
And if Cole happened to sleep walk, which he clearly did not, he most certainly would not have peed a little on his freshly laundered sheets.
And no pee pee would have dribbled on the hard wood floor.
Not in his bedroom.
Or the hall way.
Or the family room.
Or the kitchen.
And he definitely would not have sleep walked his way into the half bath only to
stand in front of the toilet, eyes closed, pants up and pee all over the closed seat.
Thank goodness that DID NOT happen because that would have been quite the mess.
And I was tired and did not have hours to spend washing sheets and pajamas and scrubbing floors.
What about you?
What haven't you done this week?
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