Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.
Yes, I know it's not Monday.
Welcome to my life.
I did not spend 4,167 hours of my precious time this past week writing a 5 page essay for my Old Testament class.
Nope, not me.
Because that would make me want to swear.
And swearing about a religious paper just doesn't seem right.
My professor did not suggest that we needed to turn in a flawless paper.
Perfect grammar was not suggested either.
I did not evoke the help of my friends, neighbors, family, teachers, and random people on the street.
I would never ask them to read and critique my paper.
That would be asking for trouble.
And lots of red ink marks all over my paper.
Thank heavens I wasn't foolish enough to do that.
The stress would have been too much.
Just to be clear, I did not ingest 5000 additional calories every
Because feeding stress with Halloween candy is a "no no".
Especially if it is chocolate Halloween candy.
And more especially if it is bite size.