Welcome to Not Me! Monday.
The place where I confess all my imperfections and shortcomings.
It’s MckMama’s fault.
I will blame her.
Let the confessional begin…
I have not been home for three days.
Against my will.
And it would have nothing to do with snow and ice.
Schools were not cancelled today.
And they certainly are not delayed two hours tomorrow.
That would be ridiculous.
I do not have cabin fever.
So tonight… I did not jump in my suburban (sans children) and head westward.
I did not leave my children in the
sometimes not so sure totally capable hands of my husband.
He will not have to get three children ready for school tomorrow.
He will not have to prepare lunches.
He will not have to deliver children to different schools.
He will not have to pick up children from school.
Or basketball practice.
He will not have to run carpool.
He will not have to help with homework.
Or take Claire to dance.
Nope, not him.
And I will not be shopping.
Or eating out.
And I certainly will not be hoping that he is just a little exhausted when I return.