Not Me! Monday

 

Welcome to Not Me! Monday.

The place where I confess all my imperfections and shortcomings.

Or not.

It’s MckMama’s fault.

I will blame her.

Let the confessional begin…

I have not been home for three days.

Against my will.

And it would have nothing to do with snow and ice.

Schools were not cancelled today.

And they certainly are not delayed two hours tomorrow.

That would be ridiculous.

I do not have cabin fever.

So tonight… I did not jump in my suburban (sans children) and head westward.

I did not leave my children in the sometimes not so sure totally capable hands of my husband.

He will not have to get three children ready for school tomorrow.

He will not have to prepare lunches.

Or snacks.

He will not have to deliver children to different schools.

On time.

He will not have to pick up children from school.

Or basketball practice.

He will not have to run carpool.

He will not have to help with homework.

Or take Claire to dance.

Nope, not him.

And I will not be shopping.

Or napping.

Or eating out.

Not me.

And I certainly will not be hoping that he is just a little exhausted when I return.

Not Me! Monday

Mondays seem to come faster and faster.

Or is that just me?

We all know what Monday brings.

School, a new work week, and MckMama's Not Me! Monday post.

I hope you are as excited as I am to tell you what in fact I have NOT done.

Shall we?

This past week did NOT seem unusually busy to me.

I never felt the stress.

Not. once.

And I did NOT ever find myself rocking back and forth in the fetal position in a corner.

Thank heavens!

Friday night did not find me with only one child at home.

I did not keep looking at the phone in hopes that someone would call and take the third.

I would never wish that.

Chad did NOT get huge brownie points for bringing home Mexican food for dinner.

He did NOT get a few more for renting a good movie.

I did NOT have to be asked more than three times to close the lid to my computer.

That would have been silly.

Chad did NOT mention that he did NOT want to share me with my friends on my computer.

I most certainly did NOT laugh.

We did not watch Fireproof.

I did not enjoy it immensely.

The storyline.

The acting of course did NOT need improvement.

My 4 year old did not reenact the "tomato juice" scene to a tee.

He also did not reenact the "brother from another mother" scene perfectly.

I did not laugh uncontrollably.

I did not think Cole did a far better acting job.

I did NOT have 3 computer tests Saturday night.

Because remember....I am NOT going back to school.

I did not make a 100, a 98, and an 18.

No....definitely NOT an 18!

Who makes an 18?

Certainly NOT me!

Especially when only 2 problems were missed.

I mean what kind of grading scale would that be?

I have definitely NOT tried to reach my professor for answers.

I have not lost 15 followers in the last month.

Who would quit following someone who has quit posting?

I mean...really!

I am trying to learn to juggle better so I can find more time for you, my friends in my computer.

Please don't give up on me yet!

What about you?

What haven't you done this week?

Join us at MckMama's place and fess up!