Mondays seem to come faster and faster.
Or is that just me?
We all know what Monday brings.
School, a new work week, and MckMama's Not Me! Monday post.
I hope you are as excited as I am to tell you what in fact I have NOT done.
This past week did NOT seem unusually busy to me.
I never felt the stress.
And I did NOT ever find myself rocking back and forth in the fetal position in a corner.
Friday night did not find me with only one child at home.
I did not keep looking at the phone in hopes that someone would call and take the third.
I would never wish that.
Chad did NOT get huge brownie points for bringing home Mexican food for dinner.
He did NOT get a few more for renting a good movie.
I did NOT have to be asked more than three times to close the lid to my computer.
That would have been silly.
Chad did NOT mention that he did NOT want to share me with my friends on my computer.
I most certainly did NOT laugh.
We did not watch Fireproof.
I did not enjoy it immensely.
The acting of course did NOT need improvement.
My 4 year old did not reenact the "tomato juice" scene to a tee.
He also did not reenact the "brother from another mother" scene perfectly.
I did not laugh uncontrollably.
I did not think Cole did a far better acting job.
I did NOT have 3 computer tests Saturday night.
Because remember....I am NOT going back to school.
I did not make a 100, a 98, and an 18.
No....definitely NOT an 18!
Who makes an 18?
Certainly NOT me!
Especially when only 2 problems were missed.
I mean what kind of grading scale would that be?
I have definitely NOT tried to reach my professor for answers.
I have not lost 15 followers in the last month.
Who would quit following someone who has quit posting?
I am trying to learn to juggle better so I can find more time for you, my friends in my computer.
Please don't give up on me yet!
What about you?
What haven't you done this week?
Join us at MckMama's place and fess up!