Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


We are at the beginning of another week.

And you know what that means.

Another week to share with you all the things I have NOT done.

So I shall.

Cole did NOT wake up Friday morning throwing up.

That would have been a very bad start to my day.

A fever and upset stomach did NOT soon follow.

Claire did NOT come home from a party early on Saturday morning.

And it had nothing to do with a headache and chills.

I did NOT take her temperature only to find she too had fever.

Nope, NOT me.

And I certainly did NOT start feeling bad myself later that day.

I did NOT have a huge Geography online exam that had to be taken Saturday night.

And I did NOT take it while running fever and wrapped in blankets.

Which of course is never good.

I did NOT try all day Sunday to nap or rest.

No one else in my house was interested in that plan.

Cole did NOT jump on me and whine most of the day.

I did NOT almost lose my patience.

NOT once.

I most certainly did NOT lock myself in my room later so that I could watch the Oscar's.

I did NOT participate in an Oscar Twitter Party.

Which did NOT begin at the red carpet and end with the Best Film.

And that certainly would never have taken over 15 hours.

I would NOT exaggerate.

I did NOT fully intend to share my thoughts on the Oscars.

This post is NOT already too long.

I will not share tomorrow.

What about you?

What haven't you done this week?

Go join in the fun at MckMama's!