It is that time of the week again for another installment of Not Me! Monday.
I have come to look forward to this day in which I admit all the many things I have not done!
This week I have not threatened that Santa may not come to our home.
I did not utter the words, "I am giving away all your presents...if you get any!"
And my kids did not look at me as though I had three heads.
I have not lost my patience with my kids this week.
Not even once.
I have not had to replace the ornaments on our tree 1,000 times.
And I have not had to place gifts back under the tree 1,000 more.
Cole is not driving me crazy taking ornaments on and off the tree.
He has not tried to "shake" anything breakable.
I did not walk in the living room to find my kids playing "football" with Elfie.
And Elfie has not lost his hat.
My children would never do that.
While finishing some last minute shopping early this morning, I did not leave the house with my sweater wrong-side out.
Nope, not me!
And when passing a mirror I did not think I had tape on my side....
only to find out it was a tag.
That would have been so embarrassing.
I was not so vain that I ducked into the ladies room to right-side the sweater.
I did not then walk through the store with it on backwards.
The vanity did not set in again and send me to the ladies room to finally get it right.
I am sure no one noticed.
I did not utter a silent prayer that those early morning shoppers did not come shopping with a camera.
And that none of them have a blog!
What about you?
What haven't YOU done this week?
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