Thursday, November 12, 2009

Dear Gym

Dear Gym,

It wasn't you. It was me. I just couldn't bring myself to be with you every. single. day. It was too much. I needed to take a little break in our relationship. I needed more time to sleep eat double stuffed oreo's spend with my family.

I know that it has been over a year since we last got together, but I've had lots of time to eat, I mean think. After much soul searching I have decided we should get back together. I promise it has absolutely nothing to do with this embarrassing moment. Or the fact that my pants wouldn't button this morning. It has more to do with the fact that I really need you. Oh how I need you.

I promise to give it a go. I give you my word that I will show up and not wish I was in bed somewhere else. I hope you will open your heart doors and let me back in. I need your weapons of fat destruction to whip me in shape. And if possible, could you do it by Christmas?

Your fluffy girl,
Me

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Sounds like you are committed to the relationship! Uh, sorta... ; )

duchess said...

Look at you busting out two posts in two days.....um,(no pun intended).
I have the same relationship with my treadmill that's upstairs mocking me as I type.

Katie said...

What gym will you be going to? Perhaps we can be occasional workout buddies?

Unknown said...

This sounds sooo familiar. The difference with me is it's been almost 2 years and as much as I SHOULD go back I absolutely don't want to.

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

I hope you are able to stay committed..my elliptical sits in the back room wanting to be used...

Jen said...

I need to write one of these letters to my running shoes. We seem to have drifted apart in the last couple of months and I think it is time that we reconnect.

Grammy Staffy said...

Could I copy this letter and send it to my gym?