Well, it's that time of the week again.
The time where I share with you all the things I certainly have NOT done.
Please bear with me as there was a lot of NOT doing this week!
I have Not been a slacker blogger.
I have definitely Not failed to visit even one blog last week.
And I most certainly did Not run out of time in my day to write even one post.
Pathetic I know.
I am not dying to know how you all are.
I am not wringing my hands and tapping my foot with eager anticipation of "catching up" with you all.
Excitement is not written all over my face.
I have not set aside my evening of party planning, baking, and card writing to read blogs.
Nope, not me!
I am not enjoying this busy season.
I am not enjoying the lights.
And the music.
And the spirit of it all.
I most assuredly am not enjoying the shopping.
Not. one. bit.
I have not witnessed my Christmas tree fall to the floor.
And I definitely did not see that happen twice.
I have not had to replace various strands of lights.
I have also not had to rearrange ornaments when they all mysteriously moved to the eye level of one four-year-old.
I have not waited until 10 days before Christmas to decide on my Christmas cards.
Who would do such a thing?
Certainly, not her.
She dreamed of hers this summer.
And it is fabulous.
I did not think of mine in the shower this morning.
And it really is NOT fabulous.
I have Not forgotten about our dear Elfie this week.
He has never moved five minutes before the kids got up.
And he never appeared in a different location two hours after they awoke.
Because the kids would have figured that out.
And I would be "caught"!
What about you?
What have you NOT done this week?
Join me for Not Me! Monday and share.
10 comments:
I did not enjoy this post at all and I surely did not laugh out loud when I read that your tree had fallen twice.
Anyways, hope you guys have a Merry Christmas!!
i have NOT missed you :)
tee hee
happy monday friend!
lol wow you did have a lot of things you did not do! I was (not) a slacker blogger last week either, but I still visited blogs I just didn't pay attention to my own!
Funny post!
I am NOT surprised that you have become a slacker blogger and I have NOT missed reading your very funny posts. I am NOT looking forward to the day you return fully recharged to the blogging world!!
As you can tell I do NOT miss you!
You definitely have not been missed. I have not been wondering where you were.
Stop being a slacker already, would you. I mean really, you were not busy at all!
Surely my Christmas cards are NOT STILL sitting on my desk waiting to be addressed. Nope - not me.
Have a good week.
i seriously do not love not me mondays...
i am not going to participate next monday
i have not wanted to participate the last month and have not, because i have not forgotten until i read your post every monday.
nope not me..
This post always makes me laugh! ;)
I did NOT wait too late to do my Cmas cards either. Nope, not me...
i think you are very clever! yes yes you are :)
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