Coming to you live from the eye of the storm...
Hanna is quickly approaching the east coast.
(what this really means is that the storm will arrive sometime in the middle of the night or early morning)
Eastern NC is under a Tropical Wind Warning.
(what this really means is you have been warned. There may a breeze.)
The rain bands have started to come on shore.
( What this really means is a few showers can be expected. Your patio furniture could get damp.)
I am so glad the meteorologists have weather gauges and fancy equipment to let them know about this storm and wind warning.
I am not doubting their expertise and knowledge of all things stormy.
They are after all the storm experts.
I just walked outside and I don't feel a thing.
Except sticky and humid.
I kept squinting my eyes to see if I could see the trees sway.
I tilted my head to see if I could see a leaf blow.
It isn't even raining here right now.
I am not sure if this is a weather joke or if this is the calm before the storm.
I am thinking that the school may have over reacted by dismissing at 1:00pm today.
I am just saying.
I hope all my preparing and cleaning was not in vain.
Maybe by tomorrow morning I can at least use the word blustery.