THE KEYWORDS THAT BROUGHT US TOGETHER!

I have spoken of my love for Google reader.

I have shared with you my affinity for Gmail.

Now I must share with you my adoration for Google Analytics.

If you are a blogger, it is a must.

Google Analytics gives you a lot of the same information as your site meter.

Such as who is visiting your blog and where they are coming from.

Google Analytics will give you this information as well as tell you the KEYWORDS used to find your site.

Nothing like finding out what all the crazies are googling to get to you.

So without further ado...my Google searches:

Because Wendi Said So
Well.. duh, that is the name of my blog and I did say so!

Because I said no no no said no you not no for me
Cole, is that you playing on the computer again?

Because I said so Cakes
Did someone say Cake? Send me the recipe.

Big Bertha Children's Program
Not sure if you would call it a program but we do throw our children on an inner tube called Big Bertha. We attach a rope from Big Bertha to our boat. The children are some 30 feet away. We drive the boat at high speeds and the object of the game is to throw the children off Big Bertha. Maybe I am the one who needs a program.

Congrats on your impending arrival.
Thanks! My baby did arrive and her name is Nikon!

Denial of Addiction.
Maybe you missed that post, but I have fully embraced my addictions and have owned up to them. I have even added a new one thanks to twitter!

Didn't you tell me you always love me baby?
I did tell you that but it was in the third grade. Now go get inoculated with that cootie shot before it is too late.


Dogs + Bee stings white gums
Um, I don't think you need to be here. I think you need to take your dog to the vet. Immediately.

Dead Fish Plaque
You definitely came to the right place. I have two of them. I would gladly sell them to the highest bidder. I am completely against wall art in the form of dead fish stapled to a piece of driftwood.

Great face lifts.
I have not had one of those yet. Though I did get a great blog lift recently. I would be glad to pass along her card.

I am a teacher song.
I am not familiar with this ditty. I am a teacher and I do teach songs. Which one would you like me to teach you? Wheels on the Bus is one of my favorites!

Its so EZ to fall in love
Yes it is. I did it and I highly recommend it.

Sugar Mommas Arizona Wendi
I am not a sugar momma living in Arizona, but if you know any Sugar Daddy's living in NC...


Leaking Big Bertha
If your Big Bertha is leaking...don't go tubing. Tubing with a deflated Big Bertha is no fun.
Not to mention dangerous. Consider getting it repaired or go buy a new one.

Talkative gene.
Yup, you found me alright. I have this gene. So do my children. Contact me via email and I will set up a time I can talk your little ears off. Don't think I can't. Ask my friends IRL.

You won the sum of 1,000000.oo ghp, pounds sterling from the ballot lottery international.
They sent me the same email. I get one every day. I sent them all my important information.
My name, address, phone number, social security number, bank information, and blood type.
Whatever you do, don't send them a urine sample. I think it is a hoax. I wish I would have known.

Favorite Things Swap
You definitely came to the right place. Sorry you didn't find us sooner. The deadline is over.
Maybe next year.

EZ Pass not read if wrapped in aluminum foil
Well of course you can't read it. It is wrapped in aluminum foil for crying out loud. My advice?
Carefully remove all foil. Then read your pass. See? Wasn't that EZ?